1. 大狗狗是最好的床!
![Big dogs make excellent beds.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/58c8dafed3870.jpg)
2. 如果夠大隻,連人都可以躺了~而且還符合人體工學呢!(誤)
3. 但被當成椅子就不妙了!
![And everyone else is an excellent chair for them.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/58c8daffc33a4.jpg)
4. 也可以幫被子。
5. 有的時候比沙發還要大!
![Unfortunately, they sometimes outgrow even human-sized furniture.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/58c8db0107c6f.jpg)
6. 他們愛你,所以不知道你這麼小一隻!(TEEPR小編:男生不要感覺自卑…罰站中)
![They might look scary, but they're all friendly giants.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/58c8db01e9d7a.jpg)
7.
![The benefit of them being so big is that they can cuddle two humans at once.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/58c8db02ccf21.jpg)
8.
![Though a lot of the bigness does tend to be 50% fluff.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/58c8db03d7302.jpg)
9. 手一樣大!
![They're our equals.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/58c8db04e3e50.jpg)
10. 最好的抱抱夥伴。
![And they're the best cuddle partners.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/58c8db05d7414.jpg)
11. 會保護若小的動物…包括你在內!
12. 而且也是不錯的健身器材喔。
13. 沒有馬,沒問題!
![They occasionally serve as an excellent mode of transport.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/58c8db06ec169.jpg)
14. 連小的時候肉球也這麼大!
![Even when they're little, they're still big.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/58c8db085227c.jpg)
15. 有一些還是折疊式,可以隨身攜帶。
![They can be as portable as little dogs!](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/58c8db0993e4e.jpg)
16.
![Their dedication to pretending to be lapdogs can be a little impractical at times.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/58c8db0a545fc.jpg)
17. 還可以跟你慢舞。
![But they make wonderful dance partners.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/58c8db0b7f966.jpg)
18. 其實就是很大隻的毛寶貝。
![They're just big, fluffy babies.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/58c8db0c66a1f.jpg)
19.
![Who are not entirely aware of just how big they are.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/58c8db0d6c847.jpg)
來源:Buzzfeed
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