1.可移动式的吊床…一定让路人超嫉妒啊!
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2.全世界的清洁人员都该学学 (?)
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3.这么短的距离可以让我走楼梯吗…
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4.香肠切一下啦!
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5.这种机器的懒惰程度:无限!
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6.老实说,我也想试试…
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7.「我坐在咖啡厅哩,我想知道营业时间到几点?但我不想站起来问,于是我找到咖啡厅的电话并打去问。如果我再懒一点,可能就这样懒死了。」
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8. 店名:「我们可能是全城最便宜的」。
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9.这条路叫做「街路」…命名的人出来面对啊!
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10.用手打蛋有这么难吗?
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11.小弟弟,你昨天玩太累?
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12.打开垃圾桶的盖子不用花一秒钟就能做到啊!
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13.「我没有干净的睡衣可以穿了,唯一的一件穿了又太热。所以我只好穿洋装爬上床,顺带一提,是蓝色的洋装喔。」
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「我『可以』去洗衣服,但我真的不想洗。」
「笑到在地上滚。」
「真正的问题是,为什么你礼拜五晚上 8 点就在床上了!」
「我其实几乎一整天都在床上 :P」
「我的房间是唯一能远离众人的地方。」
「我知道了!」
14.妈妈推女儿,机器推妈妈,也算是聪明的做法啦…
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15.新商品!烤好的面包。
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这真的没有违反「烤好」的定义嘛?
16.这只在芬兰的天鹅骑在一头麋鹿上。
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麋鹿表示…
17.这地方不是你的床啊!
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18.走楼梯好可怕,腿腿会酸酸。
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19.我好想边看电视、边躺着、边喝饮料…
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20.走到墙边关灯到底有甚么困难啊!我觉得一定比用塑胶枪射开关来得快。
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21. 这样永远都不怕没卫生纸了。
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22.不想弯腰推荡秋千的下场是,可能被突然跳下来的小孩狠踩。
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23.身为一个专业的低头族,在沙发上仆街只是入门基本功。
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24.「我懒到不想把衬衫袖子卷下来,就想穿上一件薄外套。这让我看起来像有强壮的二头肌一样,我也很开心地接受了现在的样子。」
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朋友:「这下勇猛的二头肌可以配上你的大蛋蛋了!」
「不…我连脱裤子都懒。」
来源:The Chive
每到假日就想变成一个专业的沙发马铃薯,但看到他们的样子,我好像不该过得这么颓废…趁身体还很健康,还是多多运动比较好!就让我们一起做 6 个在家就能做的美腿运动吧 (就是不想出门)!
(往下還有更多精彩文章!)