1. 当妳穿太贴身的上衣时,妳会不时提心吊胆,深怕一个不小心乳头就擅自跑出来和大家打招呼!
![When you get filled with dread because you KNOW your nipples will be waving hello to everyone.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/5701f0f322095.png)
2. 当妳的内衣「位移」时,妳得找个隐密的地方「乔一下」,让胸部归位!
![When your boobs are drooping and you have to reach in to pull them back up.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/5701f0f44aa89.png)
没乔好总觉得浑身不对劲嘛~
3. 有时候妳会碰上,没有干净的内衣可穿的窘境…..
![The horror of running out of good clean bras, and having to reach into the back of your closet for THAT bra.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/5701f0f56e042.png)
这时只能回去衣柜翻出那件已经被淘汰的内衣了…
4. 当妳的内衣太紧的时候,妳会感觉胸部被束缚住了,好像有人掐着妳,让妳很难呼吸!
![When your bra is too tight and your boobs have suddenly morphed into a shelf that is slowly suffocating you.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/5701f0f687bb4.png)
5. 每当妳看到杀很大的美胸广告时,妳会心里OS:「少在那边骗了!」
![When you see a nice pair of tits and you don't know why gravity hates yours so much.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/5701f0f796dd8.png)
却又忍不住低头看看自己的….为什么地心引力一直缠着我不放啦!
6. 当有人撞到妳的胸部时,心里一阵@!#$%^&*
![When someone rolls over onto your nipple.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/5701f0f8b9e88.png)
或是妳自己去撞到也是一样~
7. 当妳穿着平口洋装时,妳总觉得不太自在….因为妳知道,大家都会看着妳,心想:「嗯,她穿无肩带内衣~」
![When everyone knows that you're wearing a strapless bra because it currently ain't where it should be.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/5701f0f9ba126.png)
8. 当妳的胸部开始胀痛时,妳就知道接下来不会有什么好事了!
![When your boobs start to hurt like shit and you know that nothing good is coming to your life.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/5701f0fabc400.png)
该死的月经又来了….
9. 当妳在公共场合,突然感觉胸部痒痒的时候,妳内心会一直纠结,「到底要不要抓?真的很痒…可是…」
![When your boobs won't stop itching no matter how much you tell them that you're in a public place.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/5701f0fbdcb86.png)
这绝对是人生前十大难题!
10. 当妳感觉胸部「长大」时妳一定都不会开心,因为那是月经要来的征兆….
![When you're on your period so you know you're about to get your monthly quadboob visitor.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/5701f0fd07867.png)
11. 当妳知道妳已经过了青春期,胸前却还长痘痘的时候:
![When you're pretty sure you're a grown-ass woman and then your chest breaks out in zits.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/5701f0fe1896e.png)
因为妳很清楚,这纯粹只是妳太晚睡,跟青春痘一点都没有关系 (泪)
12. 最后,每当妳跑的时候,妳的胸部都会在那边乱晃:
![And finally, when you have to run but your boobs are sitting still about as well as antsy kids in the backseat of a car.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/5701f0ff4500c.png)
就跟大人开车、小孩坐在后座吵闹一样,「可不可给我安静一下!」
来源:BuzzFeed
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