39個已經衰到相比之下「會讓你覺得是人生勝利組」的2015年最倒楣人。

1. 海豹:我餓了。   2. 影印機災難。 廣告1   3.    4. 這是多力多滋嗎? 廣告2   5. 背後… 廣告3   6. 美味的午餐…   7. 爸媽的惡夢。   8.    9.    10. 不忍看了…   11.    12. 今天不上班。   13.    14.    15. 這是什麼陷阱嗎… 廣告4  

January 8, 2016
選擇語言:

1. 海豹:我餓了。

That seal is looking at a major harassment lawsuit.

 

2. 影印機災難。

Looks like there will be no printing today.
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3. 

Yum all that gravy.

 

4. 這是多力多滋嗎?

Are those Doritos?
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5. 背後…

I hope he got out fast.
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6. 美味的午餐…

The saddest trip to Chipotle ever.

 

7. 爸媽的惡夢。

Every parent's worst nightmare.

 

8. 

Just got to get through the day.

 

9. 

When you thought you were lucky to get the last available seat.

 

10. 不忍看了…

HIS JORDANS!

 

11. 

Very smooth FedEx, very smooth.

 

12. 今天不上班。

No work for me today.

 

13. 

Really bad day!

 

14. 

Uh oh.

 

15. 這是什麼陷阱嗎…

"Hey honey, so I'm sort of in a pickle."
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16. 

He was just trying to dance.

 

17. 往好處想,冰遲早會融化的。

I'm sure it'll melt, eventually.

 

18. 

Looks like somebody needs some help.

 

19. 

It's just one of those days.
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20. 

Hold on! I gotchu brotha.

 

21. 災難啊!

It was a leather couch.

 

22. 

Sorry sir, escalators aren't for cars.

 

23. 

Poor guy, maybe the stairs would have been better.

 

24. 偷車賊把腳踏車其他部分都偷走了。

They took everything and left the bike frame.
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25. 

At least he's being positive.

 

26. 打賭輸了的後果。

I wonder what bet he lost.

 

27. 

The vending machine that f'd everyone over.
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28. 你覺得一切都很棒,直到你發現你的裙子一直拖在車子外面。

When you think everything is A-OK until your drive is over and realize your dress has been hanging out the entire time.

 

29. 

You have made an enemy today, chair.

 

30. 抱歉,您的答案不正確。正確答案:14,您的答案:14。

Why you little...
 
哪裡錯啊?!

 

31. 

Extra cheese on the side, please.
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32. 我滿確定衛星天線不是這樣裝的…

I don't think that's how satellites are supposed to be set up.

 

33. 

Cleanup on aisle 5.

 

34. 讓我來吃我的巧克力甜…

Is this a cruel joke?

 

35. 

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
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36. 

A devastating moment.

 

37. 這是發生了什麼事?!

Hotdogs or thighs?

 

38. 

Damn it!

 

39. 

Now that's just messed up.
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來源:Lifebuzz

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