生日蛋糕似乎是親友慶生時一項不可或缺的物品,特別為壽星訂製蛋糕的話、就又更顯得有心了,但如果製作蛋糕或預定蛋糕的人沒有什麼品味的話…那這可能就會是一場極大的悲劇。
1. 這是什麼意思!?
![This bloody nightmare.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/edit-18845-1426259617-20.jpg)
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為什麼上面的卡通人物會血流如注??
2. 做成便便的模樣真的很有梗嗎…?
![This piece of shit.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/enhanced-28161-1426250635-6.jpg)
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誰還吃得下去!
3. 為什麼蛋糕要做成這麼擬真的貓砂盆!?
![This edible cat's litter because apparently that's how you say HBD these days.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/enhanced-30778-1426250671-10.jpg)
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而且還是很久沒有清理的那種!感覺好臭!
4. 嗯…69歲的爺爺會喜歡你這樣搞嗎?
![This senior citizen's dream.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/enhanced-29693-1426251092-11.jpg)
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5. 這我真的不知道該說什麼…端出來應該大家都傻眼吧?
![This spunktacular creation.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/enhanced-1235-1426251282-15.jpg)
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下面白白的煉乳之類的東西寫的是”生日快樂”…
6. 身為麥克傑克森的粉絲,我覺得這雖然很酷但是也超級驚悚…
![This cake that's definitely bad and knows it.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/enhanced-29672-1426250936-15.jpg)
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不能就送一張海報就好嗎?壽星只想好好吃蛋糕啊!
7. “小菊花?”
![This offer you most definitely could refuse.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/edit-3202-1426258120-7.jpg)
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你有事嗎?
8. 這應該是報復用的蛋糕吧?
![This turd-filled toilet.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/enhanced-21004-1426251889-7.jpg)
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我真的很懷疑中間那坨是不是真的…
9. 這…可以不要再這樣做了嗎?
![This crappy-ass creation.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/enhanced-1168-1426251982-18.jpg)
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“天啊!你22歲了!” (shit有該死和糞便的意思,但他很明顯取了後者的意思…)
10. 看起來…真是…可口啊…謝…謝你…
![This vomit-inducing mess.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/enhanced-25299-1426256371-31.jpg)
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(打開臉書->好友名單->移除好友->確認。)
11. 壽星很喜歡丹尼德維托 (Danny Devito)?
![DANNY FUCKING DEVITO.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/enhanced-30741-1426252696-1.jpg)
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![Danny-Devito](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Danny-Devito.jpg)
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12. “請把腳指甲找出來?”
![This cake with a sense of adventure.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/enhanced-29696-1426253878-6.jpg)
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你給我滾出這間房子。
13. 收到這個蛋糕的壽星雙胞胎會作何感想…?
![This cake made especially for twins.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/enhanced-5455-1426253029-7.jpg)
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晚上應該會做惡夢吧…
14. 請問,這是一隻,在馬路上,被輾過的,浣熊嗎?
![This clear statement about your waning importance in life.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/enhanced-30751-1426253388-13.jpg)
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15. 這是什麼外星生物?
![This spring lamb who has suffered at the hands of its maker.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/enhanced-22049-1426255580-24.jpg)
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16. 除了是一個蛋糕,也是一個天大的諷刺…
![This not so friendly reminder.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/enhanced-27106-1426256718-8.jpg)
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(是一個子宮的概念,並且在卵子那寫著”要使用它要不然就不要了”)
17. 謝謝,這看起來真可口。
![This fungal foot.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/enhanced-5457-1426255223-9.jpg)
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壽星:喂?是警察先生嗎?我想報案,有一位陌生人用生日蛋糕恐嚇我。
18. 救命啊!這是什麼可怕的東西!?
![THIS ABSOLUTE ATROCITY.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/enhanced-8950-1426257330-2.jpg)
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19. 人形蜈蚣蛋糕…
![WHY? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/enhanced-18272-1426252591-18.jpg)
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看來某人很不爽壽星…
來源:Buzzfeed
雖然不知道這些壽星是不是因為人緣不好、才收到這些蛋糕…但我很肯定,這些朋友要嘛就是很不爽壽星,要嘛就是跟他太好了、所以才會這樣惡搞他!不管怎樣呢…我都不會想收到就是了。
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