她在職場遭受不堪入耳的種族歧視羞辱,但她的反擊已經讓對方跪地求饒了!她最近在Twitter公開了超帥氣的復仇過程,目前已經引來3千多名網友忍不住按讚分享。一起來看看她怎麼說:
「我有沒有跟你們說我是怎麼狠狠反擊我的白人同事?沒有嗎?一起來聽聽」
Did I ever tell you guys the story of how I fucked with my white coworker out of spite? No? Let’s go
— ToraShae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
「我最近剛升遷,換去跟我的新主管和新團隊坐一起。我有點緊張因為這區幾乎全是白人。」
So I had just gotten promoted and had moved to sit with my new supervisor and team. I was a little nervous because this area was white af.
— ToraShae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
「我選了唯一一位黑人女孩旁的空位。我完全不知道”美乃滋怪物”就坐在我的另一邊。」
I chose a seat next to the only other black girl on my team. Little did I know, that on the other side of me sat the Mayonnaise Monster
— ToraShae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
「他來到他的座位,自我介紹說他叫『Evan』。他問了我名字。不過我桌上就有我的名牌啦。」
He comes to his seat and introduces himself as ‘Evan’. Asks my name. Mind you, my new desk has my name on it.
— ToraShae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
「他看了看我的名牌然後說…『這他X到底是什麼意思啊』。我當下反應:」
He looks at the name and says ……. “What the fuck does this say” I brace myself for the fuckery like pic.twitter.com/PkzzJjHQWm
— ToraShae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
「那是我的全名不是綽號所以我先翻了個白眼然後慢慢唸給他聽:『拉~~~ 托~~~ 亞~~~』
It is my full name and not my nickname so I give him a break and I sound it out for his simple ass Like “LUHHHHH TOOORRR UHHHH”
— ToraShae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
「他一臉不耐煩把我名牌丟回桌上,裝出一副聽不懂的樣子說:『你叫拉虧下?』此時的我表情是:
He gets annoyed and tosses my name plaque back on my desk. He fakes confusion and says “Laquisha?” I’m like pic.twitter.com/Q7V3ZF3d0Q
— ToraShae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
「我用死魚眼瞪回去,再次很清楚地唸給那個白癡聽:『拉~~~ 托~~~ 亞~~~』
I look him dead in the eye and sound it out again for his clearly dumb ass “LUHHHHH TOOORRR UHHHH”
— ToraShae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
「他噗哧一笑對著我黑到不行的臉說:『隨便啦,干我屁事。你們的名字聽起來都一樣啦!」
He scoffs and says to my black ass face “Whatever, I won’t even try. All those names sound the same anyway!”
— ToraShae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
「但我還是hold住了,微笑有禮貌地問:『喔?你。說。什。麼。名。字?」
I struggle to hold my composure, smile and ask gently “Oh?” “What. KIND. of. Names?” pic.twitter.com/in9TA7vg6Y
— ToraShae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
「他聳聳肩說:『就那些黑人女孩的名字啊,聽起來都一樣所以我才不想要記咧』然後他就大笑了,對著我的臉笑!」
He shrugs and says “You know, those hood black girl names. They all sound the same so I refuse to try” And laughs IN MY FACE!!!
— ToraShae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
「我剛升上不錯的新職位,但我差0.2秒就要hold不住了。」
I’m like .2 seconds from losing my cool and my fancy new position.
— ToraShae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
「我深吸一口氣,然後說:『嗯,Todd我了解了』接著擺出一個傻笑。」
I inhale and say “Yeah, I completely get it Todd” And smile as innocently as as possible pic.twitter.com/0RETk1jlYs
— ToraShae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
「對了,他的名字叫Evan才對。他知道我知道他叫Evan。」
If you remember, his name is Evan He knows that. I know that. He KNOWS I know that.
— ToraShae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
「接下來的6個月我都用我能想到『最白人』的名字叫他。」
I spend the next 6 months referring to him as the whitest white boi names I can think of.
— ToraShae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
「不管是當面叫他、對其他同事提到他、在email裡、在哪都一樣!『嗨Jake』『Billy叫我給妳這個』『CC給Josh』
I mean to his face, to other co-workers, in emails, EVERYWHERE!! “Hi, Jake” “Billy asked me to get this to you” “CC: Josh”
— ToraShae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
「到後來其他人也開始加入,結果超爆笑的啊,他都快瘋了!」
It gets to the point where other people start doing it as well. Not only is it hilarious, but he is clearly mad af about it!!
— ToraShae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
「有天他終於用我名字正確唸法叫我,我說:『好啊Sam,有什麼需要幫忙的嗎?」
Finally, he comes to my desk and asks to speak to me. He pronounces my name right this time. I say “Sure Sam, what can I do for you?”
— ToraShae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
「他嘆了口氣然後說:『我知道了啦,我很抱歉。拜託停止』我的臉:」
He sighs and says ” I get it ok, I’m sorry. Just please stop” I’m like pic.twitter.com/0eSm0geGiU
— ToraShae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
「我看著他說:『Steve你知道嗎?我會嘗試看看,但我不敢保證會唸對喔。白人的名字對我來說太陌生了。」
Finally I look at him and say “You know what Steve? I’ll give it a try. I can’t promise anything. White names don’t come naturally to me”
— ToraShae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
「故事結束!這則故事告訴我們:己所不欲勿施於人。」
The end!! Moral of the story: “Petty is as petty does”
— ToraShae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
來源:The Lad Bible
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